The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat

Standard Tuning
Bm : 224432
D  : XX0232
G  : 320033
A  : X02220

Intro
BmAww (x24432@1)shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down
DEverybody (xx0232@1)in the place hit the fucking deck
GBut (320003@1)stay on your motherfucker toes
AWe (x02220@1)running this, let's go

Chorus
BmI'm (x24432@1)on a boat I'm on a boat
DEverybody (xx0232@1)look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
GI'm (320003@1)on a boat I'm on a boat
ATake (x02220@1)a good hard look at the motherfucker boat

Verse 1
BmI'm (x24432@1)on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
DStraight (xx0232@1)flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
GBusting (320003@1)five knots, wind whipping out my coat
AYou (x02220@1)can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Verse 2
BmTake (x24432@1)a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch
DWe (xx0232@1)drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
GI (320003@1)got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
AI'm (x02220@1)flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies

Verse 3
BmI'm (x24432@1)riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
DThe (xx0232@1)dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
GBut (320003@1)this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
AI'm (x02220@1)on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

Verse 4
BmI'm (x24432@1)on a boat and it's going fast and
DI (xx0232@1)got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
GI'm (320003@1)the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
AIf (x02220@1)you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is real!

Verse 5
BmFuck (x24432@1)land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
DFuck (xx0232@1)trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
GI'm (320003@1)on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
AThis (x02220@1)boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Verse 6
BmHey (x24432@1)ma, if you could see me now 
DArms (xx0232@1)spread wide on the starboard bow
GGonna (320003@1)fly this boat to the moon somehow
ALike (x02220@1)Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Verse 7
BmYeah, (x24432@1)never thought I'd be on a boat
DIt's (xx0232@1)a big blue watery road
GPoseidon (320003@1)ALook (x02220@1)at me, oh all hands on deck
BmNever (x24432@1)thought I'd see the day
DWhen (xx0232@1)a big boat coming my way
GBelieve (320003@1)me when I say
AI (x02220@1)fucked a mermaid

Chorus / Outro
BmI'm (x24432@1)on a boat I'm on a boat
DEverybody (xx0232@1)look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
GI'm (320003@1)on a boat I'm on a boat
ATake (x02220@1)a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (sho sho shorty, shorty, yeeeieah)