OK...this is my 1st tab and its not quite right. I couldn't find the chords anywhere so 
made them up. It's the clean version because it's missing the bridge which I can't work out
so ill upload the 'bit rude' version when I work that out
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Standard Tuning
Capo : 1
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It's just C, G, Am, F - all the way through
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Verse 1:

CI'm (x32010@1)with my friends having a sleepover at mine,
GMum (320003@1)said lights off, but they're still on at half nine,
AmThere's (x02210@1)nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair,
FNor (133211@1)nothing gay 'bout three boys playing truth or dare,
CThat's (x32010@1)when my brush vibrated right between my legs,
GT-t-to (320003@1)my surprise it was my phone instead,
AmDru (x02210@1)makes and interception, Grabs my phone out my hand,
F'Hello (133211@1)you've reached The Midnight Beast, you're ruining our plans! '

Chorus:

CB-double-o-t-y (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1)                                       AmIt's (x02210@1)three over average girls calling three under average guys

"We're f*cked up and we're ready to play
FWe (133211@1)wanna do things we'll regret the next day"
CNO! (x32010@1)I wanna play cluedo with my bros
GNO! (320003@1)I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
AmI (x02210@1)don't wanna hoe, I want a comforting look
FWhen (133211@1)Noah kisses Allie in the notebook
C (x32010@1)                                 G(booty (320003@1)booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am(booty (x02210@1)booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F(booty (133211@1)booty)It's just a booty call

Verse 2:
CNow (x32010@1)my phones on silent, they still call on private number
GI (320003@1)can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber party
AmI'm (x02210@1)in my dressing gowny while Ashley's making brownies
FDru (133211@1)is in the back room playing twister on his own,

Chorus:
And then I hear my!
CB-double-o-t-y (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1)                                       AmIt's (x02210@1)three over average girls calling three under average guys

We're f*cked up and we're ready to play
FWe (133211@1)wanna do things we'll regret the next day
CB-double-o-t-y (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)                                     AmThree (x02210@1)overconfident, stereotypical, cheerleader types,

we're f*cked up and We wanna have fun
FWe (133211@1)could be the boys you'll regret when we're done
CNO! (x32010@1)I wanna play Sleeping Lions
GNO! (320003@1)I'm busy defending Zion
AmNO! (x02210@1)                                            FThere's (133211@1)no point in calling coz I'll never respond,

The boys and me are getting tits from Legally Blonde,
C (x32010@1)                                 G(booty (320003@1)booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am(booty (x02210@1)booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F(booty (133211@1)booty)It's just a booty call

Bridge:
CI'm (x32010@1)not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy
GI (320003@1)want to stay at home and play with all my toys

CWe (x32010@1)are three boys not looking for three girls,
GMy (320003@1)Ring-tone's like a missile bringing war to my world
AmCheese-strings, (x02210@1)Party Rings are my favourite things,
FMarshmellows (133211@1)with hot choclate, bitch we're living like kings!

CNO! (x32010@1)I wanna have cheese pepperoni
GNO! (320003@1)I wanna play My little Pony!
AmNO! (x02210@1)                                        FI (133211@1)don't wanna hoe, I want a chocolate fountain

Whilst we snuggle up to watch broke back mountain
C (x32010@1)                                 G(booty (320003@1)booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am(booty (x02210@1)booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F(booty (133211@1)booty)It's just a booty call

C (x32010@1)                                 G(booty (320003@1)booty) It's just a booty call
                                  Am(booty (x02210@1)booty)even if your boo-tiful
                                 F(booty (133211@1)booty)It's just a booty call