Have a Drink Ya' Bastards
By The Skells  
www.theskels.com
A fun Irish style pub drinking song- enjoy.

G (320003@1)                                  C (x32010@1)                GIf (320003@1)I had a dollar now for every drink I had 
 G (320003@1)                                                    D (xx0232@1)                 GI'd (320003@1)be so f*cking wealthy and things wouldn't be so bad 
G (320003@1)                                                       C (x32010@1)                      Gbut (320003@1)I drank down every penny in just seven drunken nights 
G (320003@1)                                                     D (xx0232@1)                   Gand (320003@1)called out for another round of seven drunken pints

C (x32010@1)                              Gso (320003@1)have a drink ya bastards
D (xx0232@1)                                    GBecause (320003@1)is no time left to lose
C (x32010@1)                                    GIt's (320003@1)nearly time for closing
 D (xx0232@1)                                     Gand (320003@1)we're running out of booze
C (x32010@1)                                          GSo (320003@1)have a drink ya bastards
D (xx0232@1)                                            GBecause (320003@1)the morning' s nearly here
C (x32010@1)                                    GThe (320003@1)open Road's before us
D (xx0232@1)                                       GSo (320003@1)let's have another beer

If I could've found a girl could drink as much as me
I take her off to be my wife and live so happily 
but I've never known such girl to walk upon this land
I guess it's heaven's plan for me to be a single man

Chorus
Em (022000@1)                           G (320003@1)                D (xx0232@1)                       GAnd (320003@1)sometimes well I lie awake at night I feel no pain
Em (022000@1)                            G (320003@1)                  D (xx0232@1)                     GThis (320003@1)banging in my head, the stinging of the shame
Em (022000@1)                         G (320003@1)                   D (xx0232@1)                          GI (320003@1)hear the angels calling me up on their lofty heights
C (x32010@1)                                 G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)                          D7But (xx0212@1)they don't sing a lullaby they sing me my last rites, sing me my last rights,
D7Sing (xx0212@1)me my last rights!

I've drunk me fill of piss and swill too many times to care
And sometimes when I stagger home I pass out on the stair
I like my women slightly large, my Whisky always neat
And sometimes in the summer I like to pass out in the street

Chorus