Synth Line For Guitar
A---------7--------------------------------|
E-3-3-5-5---0-0-0-0---8-8-8-8-5-5-5-5-7----|
         X3
My teeth have never looked quite this yellow
and my body never quite this fat
I pay well over the odds just to have some 
Teenage abandoned bar
(Mute Scratching on the beat)

I hit the ice on the 5th of Jan
G (320003@1)       Am (x02210@1)       Em (022000@1)
And I swear it was an act of faith
      C (x32010@1)                    Am (x02210@1)But I don't get angry
                C (x32010@1)When I'm feeling down
                 AmI (x02210@1)just take my Bubbles
       CTo (x32010@1)the centre of town
       D (xx0232@1)Schumacher The Champagne never needed a good
G (320003@1)                ECause (022100@1)to celebrate
Am (x02210@1)         CSchumacher (x32010@1)The Champagne
G (320003@1)                EYou (022100@1)may as well be proud of last place
                   Am (x02210@1)          C (x32010@1)Riff
E--------------3-2-0--------------------|
B-0-3-0--0-3-0-------0-3-0--------------|

Repeat Verse and Chorus
until...
Schumacher The Champagne never needed a good 
G (320003@1)                Ecause (022100@1)to celebrate
Am (x02210@1)              Cm (x3101x@1)Oh take me inside out
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--END ON 10-

Final Part
G G Am Am Em Em Em Em