Artist: They Might Be Giants Song Shoehorn With Teeth Album: Lincoln Intro: Eb Db Ab Chorus: Eb(D/Eb (x43121@3)- C- (x32010@1)Bb) EbHe (x43121@3)wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) BbPeople (x1333x@1)should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb(D/Eb (x43121@3)- C- (x32010@1)Bb) EbHe (x43121@3)wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb (x43121@3) D/Eb C (x32010@1)Bb (x1333x@1) EbBecause (x43121@3)he knows there's no such thing Verse 1: AbHe (xx1114@1)asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair EbBut (x43121@3)he doesn't get nervous Ab (xx1114@1) BbShe's (x1333x@1)not really there Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Verse 2: AbTour (xx1114@1)the world in a heavy metal band EbBut (x43121@3)they run out of gas Ab (xx1114@1) BbThe (x1333x@1)plane can never land Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Verse 3: What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb When you're much too busy returning to the womb? Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing