The whole damn thing ~ Those Darlins
Key of C
Chorus: 
C (x32010@1)         F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)I got drunk and I ate a chicken
C (x32010@1)	G (320003@1)CI (x32010@1)ate the chicken I found in my kitchen
C (x32010@1)     F (133211@1)CNot (x32010@1)just the leg, and not just the wing
C (x32010@1)	G (320003@1)CI'll (x32010@1)like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing

Verse 1: 
C (x32010@1)	F (133211@1)CWell, (x32010@1)I was pretty drunk, I must have been half-blind
C (x32010@1)		G (320003@1)CBut (x32010@1)when I found the chicken, I knew she was all mine
C (x32010@1)		F (133211@1)CI (x32010@1)don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been there 
C (x32010@1)		G (320003@1)	CBut (x32010@1)I ate her anyway because I was drinking and I didn't care

REPEAT CHORUS
Bridge:
F (133211@1)		       C (x32010@1)Well, it turns out she's been there for a while
C (x32010@1)   F (133211@1)     GBut (320003@1)it don't matter to me
C (x32010@1)	FShe (133211@1)was heading for the garbage
CG		CAnd (x32010@1)the big bad bird was for me

REPEAT CHORUS
Verse 2: 
C (x32010@1)FC
Well, I'm sitting in my kitchen
C (x32010@1)	GC
And I'm wondering where's my chicken
C (x32010@1)	FC
I don't know what to do, I feel so alone
C (x32010@1)		G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)'Cause the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones!

REPEAT CHORUS
C (x32010@1)	G (320003@1)CI'll (x32010@1)like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing

C (x32010@1)	G (320003@1)CI'll (x32010@1)like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing