Intro:

E-------------------------------|E
B-------------------------------|B
G----10-8-----10-8--------------|G
D----10-8-10--10-8-10------5-5--|D
A-10-------------------1s-3--3--|A
E-8----------8--------3---------|E

C (x32010@1)         Bb (x1333x@1)                       FBlack (133211@1)socks, no shoes, chuggin cans of mountain dew
C (x32010@1)                    Bb (x1333x@1)          FT-shirt, (133211@1)boxer shorts, Imma lazy boy watching sports
    GAnd (320003@1)eatin cheetos just as fast as I can
C (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

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C (x32010@1)                      Bb (x1333x@1)                 FWork (133211@1)hard, pay the bills, call my buddys fire up the grill
C (x32010@1)                   Bb (x1333x@1)                 FHot (133211@1)dogs, baked beans, love handle spillin over my jeans
GAnd (320003@1)swattin flies with the back of my hand
C (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man

C (x32010@1)                   Bb (x1333x@1)                   FShut (133211@1)this, close that, get your hands off my thermostat
C (x32010@1)                    Bb (x1333x@1)                  FFlat (133211@1)screen, golf clubs, makin payments on a new hot tub
GAlready (320003@1)spent my retirement plan
C (1 count)
Lord have mercy I'm an old white man