C (x32010@1)                G (320003@1)            CI've (x32010@1)seen lots of funny things in my time
                               G (320003@1)            CG
But theres one thing I've been trying hard to get
    C (x32010@1)                 G (320003@1)                C (x32010@1)For years and years and years I've kept on searching
      D (xx0232@1)                             GBut (320003@1)I haven't had the luck to see one yet
                                    CAlthough (x32010@1)I haven't seen one you all know the thing I mean
    D (xx0232@1)                                           GAnd (320003@1)now Im going to tell you what it is I haven't seen



C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)   FI (133211@1)have never, never,never,never
           C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)  CI've (x32010@1)never seen a straight banana



GI've (320003@1)searched quite a bit
CBut (x32010@1)I must admit
      D (xx0232@1)                                 GThere (320003@1)even curved when they are served in my banana splits
C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)       F (133211@1)        C (x32010@1)      DI (xx0232@1)have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana
           C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)    F (133211@1)But I have never, never, never, never 
           C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1) CI've (x32010@1)never seen a straight banana



[spoken]
Oh  how much i've been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately 
I've had no luck...in fact...



C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)      CI (x32010@1)recall when I was in Alaska
                       G (320003@1)               CI (x32010@1)Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night. 
                   G (320003@1)          CI've (x32010@1)seen the waterfalls at old Niagara
    D (xx0232@1)                            GI (320003@1)confess  it is a most impressive sight.

I'd love to see a certain thing
    CBut (x32010@1)if it's not to be,
    DI'd (xx0232@1)like to meet somebody else
    GWho (320003@1)saw what I can't see.



C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)    F (133211@1)                C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)  CI've (x32010@1)never, never, never, never  I've never  seen a straight banana.

G (320003@1)    
though theres things I hate
CMillions (x32010@1)I have ate.
    D (xx0232@1)                       G (320003@1)        
But Doggon me I've yet to see Banana's that are straight
C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)             CI (x32010@1)have traveled far to find one.
F (133211@1)      C (x32010@1)              DFrom (xx0232@1)the Argentine to the Havana.

C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)    FBut (133211@1)I've never, never, never, never
           C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)  CI've (x32010@1)never seen a straight banana.
               G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)   FNo (133211@1)I've never, never,never,never
           C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)  CGC
I've never seen a straight banana!