TUNING: Half-step down [D G C F A D] D (xx0232@1) DMy (xx0232@1)granny while on her death bed G (320003@1) DShe (xx0232@1)turned and said to me G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) D"Why (xx0232@1)must you view life so morbidly? D (xx0232@1) DI (xx0232@1)tried to teach you right G (320003@1) DBut (xx0232@1)somewhere I went wrong G'Cuz (320003@1)you sang those A (x02220@1) DDeath (xx0232@1)death devil devil evil evil songs" D (xx0232@1) DWhen (xx0232@1)six pallbearers put her down G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)laid her body in the ground GMy (320003@1)eyes were wet A (x02220@1) DMy (xx0232@1)face was very long D (xx0232@1) DThe (xx0232@1)pastor said "son here you are G (320003@1) DWon't (xx0232@1)you please take this guitar G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DSing (xx0232@1)dearly departed Granny one last song" DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death Adevil (x02220@1)devil devil devil G (320003@1) Devil (xx0232@1)evil evil evil songs G (320003@1) DHell (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of tragedies G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong? G (320003@1)Singing death death death death A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs D (xx0232@1) GWell (320003@1)I was shopping at Hot Topic D (xx0232@1) AAnd (x02220@1)I was walking out the store D (xx0232@1) AWhen (x02220@1)two dumb jocks came up to me G (320003@1) DThey (xx0232@1)said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween" G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)they kicked my lipstick to the floor DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G (320003@1) DHell (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of idiots G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong? G (320003@1) Singing death death death death A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs D (xx0232@1) GWell (320003@1)I went down to church on Sunday D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)sat up front in a pew D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)priest said "Jesus and Mary too, G (320003@1) DSon (xx0232@1)what the devils got into you? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) DGet (xx0232@1)up and sing a hymn or two" DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G (320003@1) DHell (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of hypocrisies G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong? G (320003@1) Singing death death death death A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs D (xx0232@1) GI (320003@1)was invited to the White House D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) The president pulled me aside G (320003@1) AHe (x02220@1)said "Son sing us a song of peace D (xx0232@1) DFor (xx0232@1)those evil doers in the Middle East" G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DI (xx0232@1)rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Ddevil (xx0232@1)devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of W's G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)So how can it be wrong? G (320003@1) Singing death death death death A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs D (xx0232@1) DWell (xx0232@1)then I died and went to Hell G (320003@1) DI (xx0232@1)could tell right away by the awful smell G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DThat (xx0232@1)this was clearly not the pearly gates D (xx0232@1) DThe (xx0232@1)devil said "come here young man G (320003@1) DMy (xx0232@1)wife and I are your biggest fans" G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DSo (xx0232@1)naturally I felt I had it made D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Well then he reached into an iron chest G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)he picked a tool that he felt was best D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) And then he jabbed me in the shlong G (320003@1) DWith (xx0232@1)a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DHe (xx0232@1)turned to me and winked and sang this song DHe (xx0232@1)sang death death A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Ddevil (xx0232@1)devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G (320003@1) DYeah (xx0232@1)I know that's how you got along D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)find your song hilarious G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)But now your soul's precarious G (320003@1) Singing your death death death death A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs DI'm (xx0232@1)just kidding kid Welcome to Hell Enjoy the buffet DDeath (xx0232@1)death A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Ddevil (xx0232@1)devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)you know that's how we got along D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of sinners G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong? GSinging (320003@1)death death death death A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs