Hey everybody. If you're looking at this tab then you're most likely a Voltaire fan as I am. I kinda got tired of there being no good tabs for any Voltaire songs, so I decided to make my own. I found out how to play over half his songs on my own, all by ear! His guitar riffs are very simple. This is my first tab. Enjoy and rate please!! =] Voltaire - When You're Evil Tuning: Full Step Down [D G C F A D] NOTE!! : parenthesised chords are the chords in terms of sound! INTRO: Em(Dm) (022000@1)When the Devil is too busy Em(Dm) (022000@1)And Death's a bit too much Am(Gm) (x02210@1)They call on me by name you see, Am (Gm) For my special touch. Em(Dm) (022000@1)To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune Em(Dm) (022000@1)To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize Am(Gm) (x02210@1)But call me by any name B5(A5) (x244xx@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1)Any way it's all the same ----------------------------------- Em(Dm) (022000@1)I'm the fly in your soup Em(Dm) (022000@1)I'm the pebble in your shoe Am(Gm) (x02210@1)I'm the pea beneath your bed Am(Gm) (x02210@1)I'm a bump on every head Em(Dm) (022000@1)I'm the peel on which you slip Em(Dm) (022000@1)I'm a pin in every hip Am(Gm) (x02210@1)I'm the thorn in your side Am(Gm) (x02210@1)Makes you wriggle and writhe --------------------------------------- Chorus C(Bb) (x32010@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1) And it's so easy when you're evil B5 (A5) This is the life, you see Em(Dm) (022000@1)The Devil tips his hat to me C(Bb) (x32010@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1) I do it all because I'm evil B5(A5) (x244xx@1) B5(A5) (x244xx@1)And I do it all for free B5(A5) (x244xx@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1)Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need --------------------------------------------- Play Verse Here While there's children to make sad While there's candy to be had while there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute ------------------------------------------------- Play Chorus Here And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need ------------------------------------------------- Bridge: Em(Dm) (022000@1) Am(Gm) (x02210@1)I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark Em(Dm) (022000@1) Am(Gm) (x02210@1)And I promise on my damned soul Em(Dm) (022000@1)To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub Am(Gm) (x02210@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1)Has never seen a soldier quite like me Am(Gm) (x02210@1)Not only does his job, but does it happily. -------------------------------------------------- Play Verse Here I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monsters they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back An extra turn upon the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain, a sudden start. --------------------------------------- Play Chorus Here And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need -------------------------------------------- Bridge 2: Dm(Cm) (xx0231@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1)It gets so lonely being evil B5(A5) (x244xx@1)What I'd do to see a smile Em (Dm) Even for a little while Dm(Cm) (xx0231@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1) And no one loves you when you're evil B5(A5) (x244xx@1)I'm lying through my teeth! B5(A5) (x244xx@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1) Your tears are all the company I need -------------------------------------------- Outro: B5(A5) (x244xx@1) Em(Dm) (022000@1)