Callin' In Sick "Weird Al" Yankovic ==================== (subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat]) E (022100@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)CB Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time E (022100@1)CG A (x02220@1)C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1) Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm A (x02220@1)B (x2444x@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Gonna hack and cough and wheeze B (x2444x@1) C (x32010@1) DSwear (xx0232@1)I've got some strange disease A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) C (x32010@1) DWhat's (xx0232@1)that little twerp gonna say? Hey... (Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar) E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) I'm callin' in sick today E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) Callin' in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp" I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I'm not busy now anyway. Hey.......... (Chorus) E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) I'm callin' in sick today E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) Callin' in sick today E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) Ain't going to work, no way E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)G (320003@1) Callin' in sick today (Bridge) - (same as chorus) BA B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) I can do anything I want to B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) I am invincible now B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) I'm on fire, baby B (x2444x@1) D (xx0232@1) I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world? E (022100@1) I'm alive! Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint When I'm sick of takin' abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey... (Chorus) E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) I'm callin' in sick today E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) Callin' in sick today E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) Ain't going to work, no way E (022100@1) CC G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)G (320003@1) Callin' in sick today B (x2444x@1) BB A A A G G F# D E (hold on E) Little Riff they play in the chorus e ------------------------------------| B -------0-0--------------------------| G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------| D -2-------------2-----2-2------------| A ------------------------------------| E ------------------------------------|