Callin' In Sick
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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(subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat])

E (022100@1) C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)CB
   Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
E (022100@1)CG	 A (x02220@1)C (x32010@1)    B (x2444x@1)  Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm
A (x02220@1)B (x2444x@1)      C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)  Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
B (x2444x@1)   C (x32010@1)     DSwear (xx0232@1)I've got some strange disease
A (x02220@1)    B (x2444x@1)     C (x32010@1)       DWhat's (xx0232@1)that little twerp gonna say?  Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
E (022100@1)  CC      G (320003@1)      A (x02220@1)  I'm callin' in sick today
E (022100@1)  CC  G (320003@1)  A (x02220@1)  Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway.   Hey..........

(Chorus)
E (022100@1)  CC      G (320003@1)      A (x02220@1)  I'm callin' in sick today
E (022100@1)  CC  G (320003@1)  A (x02220@1)  Callin' in sick today
E (022100@1)  CC  G (320003@1)	  A (x02220@1)  Ain't going to work, no way
E (022100@1)  CC  G (320003@1)  A (x02220@1)G (320003@1)  Callin' in sick today

(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
BA  B (x2444x@1)   A (x02220@1) I can do anything I want to
B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)  B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1) I am invincible now
B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1)   B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)    I'm on fire, baby
      B (x2444x@1)		D (xx0232@1) I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?
	E (022100@1) I'm alive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away.  Hey...

(Chorus)
E (022100@1)  CC      G (320003@1)      A (x02220@1)  I'm callin' in sick today
E (022100@1)  CC  G (320003@1)  A (x02220@1)  Callin' in sick today
E (022100@1)  CC  G (320003@1)		  A (x02220@1)  Ain't going to work, no way
E (022100@1)  CC  G (320003@1)	A (x02220@1)G (320003@1)  Callin' in sick today
B (x2444x@1) BB
A A A G G F# D E (hold on E)


Little Riff they play in the chorus
e ------------------------------------|
B -------0-0--------------------------|
G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------|
D -2-------------2-----2-2------------|
A ------------------------------------|
E ------------------------------------|