Em (022000@1)Am (x02210@1)     Em (022000@1)     Am (x02210@1)          EmI'm (022000@1)counting back the number of the steps
    Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1)     B7 (x21202@1)   C (x32010@1)          B7it (x21202@1)took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend
Em (022000@1)Am (x02210@1)         Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)           GI'll (320003@1)use the autotimer to prove that I'll
     Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)     Dget (xx0232@1)home with my imagination
G (320003@1)     Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)         Dif (xx0232@1)they find the body in the basement
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1)                Din (xx0232@1)the very house that she was raised in

Em (022000@1)Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1)     Am (x02210@1)          EmI'm (022000@1)taking down the number of the times
   Am (x02210@1)            Em (022000@1)      B7 (x21202@1)     C (x32010@1)             B7so (x21202@1)when we get the sign from god I'll be the first to call them
Em (022000@1)Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1)     Am (x02210@1)          GI'm (320003@1)taking back the number of the beast
      Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)          Dcause (xx0232@1)six is not a pretty number
G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)        Deight (xx0232@1)or three are definitely better
G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)            DA (xx0232@1)is for the address on the letter
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)CD  Em (022000@1)   AmEm AmB7
to my alcoholic friends

Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)        EmI'm (022000@1)trying hard not to be ashamed
Am (x02210@1)            G (320003@1)     Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)       Dnot (xx0232@1)to know the name of who is waking up beside me
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)            Dor (xx0232@1)the date, the season, or the city
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)            Dbut (xx0232@1)at least the ceiling's very pretty
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)            Dand (xx0232@1)if you are holding it against me
Em (022000@1)    B7 (x21202@1)  C (x32010@1)    B7I'll (x21202@1)be on my best behavior
Em (022000@1)   B7 (x21202@1)      C (x32010@1)    B7taking (x21202@1)shots for mother nature
Em (022000@1)    B7 (x21202@1)    C (x32010@1)    B7once (x21202@1)my fist is in the cupboard
Em (022000@1)    B7 (x21202@1)  C (x32010@1)     B7love (x21202@1)is never falling over

(repeat intro riff) Em Am B7

G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)       DShould (xx0232@1)I choose a noble occupation?
G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)          DIf (xx0232@1)I did I'd only show up late and
G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)             Dsick (xx0232@1)and they would tear at me with hatred
G (320003@1)     Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1)              Dplus (xx0232@1)my only natural talent's wasted
G (320003@1)   Am (x02210@1)CD   Gon (320003@1)my alcoholic friends
   Am (x02210@1)CD   Gmy (320003@1)alcoholic friends
    Am (x02210@1)  CD   Gthe (320003@1)party never ends
   Am (x02210@1)CD   Emmy (022000@1)alcoholic friends