If Not You - Dr. Hook   (D. Locorriere)

[D] Who's gonna water my plants?
[Em] Who's gonna patch my [A7] pants?
And [D] who's gonna give me 
The [G] chance to feel brand [A7] new?

[D] Who's gonna iron my shirts?
[Em] Who's gonna kiss where it [A7] hurts?
And [D] who needs a man when 
He [G]  flirts the way I [A7] do?

[Em] Who [A7], if not [D] you?
[Em] Who, [A7]  if not [D] you?

[Em] Who, [A7]  if not [D] you?
Tell me, [Em] who [A7] , if not [D] you?

[D] Who's gonna wake me on time?
[Em] Who'll smile and say I look [A7] fine?
And [D] who's gonna stay on my [G] mind
The whole day [A7] through?

[D] Who's gonna see that I'm fed?
Then [Em] who's gonna want me in [A7] bed?
But [D] who'll watch TV [G] instead
Because I [A7] do?

[Em] Who, [A7] if not D you?
Tell me, [Em] who [A7] , if not [D] you?

[Em] Who, [A7] if not [D] you?
Tell me, [Em] who [A7] , if not [D] you?