If Not You - Dr. Hook (D. Locorriere) [D] Who's gonna water my plants? [Em] Who's gonna patch my [A7] pants? And [D] who's gonna give me The [G] chance to feel brand [A7] new? [D] Who's gonna iron my shirts? [Em] Who's gonna kiss where it [A7] hurts? And [D] who needs a man when He [G] flirts the way I [A7] do? [Em] Who [A7], if not [D] you? [Em] Who, [A7] if not [D] you? [Em] Who, [A7] if not [D] you? Tell me, [Em] who [A7] , if not [D] you? [D] Who's gonna wake me on time? [Em] Who'll smile and say I look [A7] fine? And [D] who's gonna stay on my [G] mind The whole day [A7] through? [D] Who's gonna see that I'm fed? Then [Em] who's gonna want me in [A7] bed? But [D] who'll watch TV [G] instead Because I [A7] do? [Em] Who, [A7] if not D you? Tell me, [Em] who [A7] , if not [D] you? [Em] Who, [A7] if not [D] you? Tell me, [Em] who [A7] , if not [D] you?