BAND: Know Eff Ecks
SONG: Mie Stepp Dads uh Cop & Mie Step Momms uh Dom

Really catchy and loads of fun to play but alas, it didn't make it onto Self Entitled
Here you go, enjoy!

                   NOFX
                   MY STEP DAD'S A COP & MY STEP MOM'S A DOMME

 . - i think is called stacato (play the chord and then cut it really quick)
pm - palm mute

---intro
gtr 1
   G      D   C D E      C   B A   G      D   C D E      C   B A
e|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
G|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----|
D|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-|
A|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-|
E|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-|
   . . .  . . . . . . .  . . . .   . . .  . . . . . . .  . . . .

mel and hefe
   G      D   C D E      C   B A   G      D   C D E      C   B A
e|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
G|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----|
D|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-|
A|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-|
E|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-|
   . . .  . . . . . . .  . . . .   . . .  . . . . . . .  . . . .


---verse
   C                G                D                E
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-9999999999999999--|
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777--|
E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------|
  [pm                                                                 ]
   C                G                D                C
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------7777777777777777-1717171717171717--|
D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-1515151515151515--|
E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------|
  [pm                               ]
   C                G                D                E
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-9999999999999999--|
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777--|
E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------|
  [pm                                                                 ]
   C                D                D
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------7777777777777777-|  that my...
D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-|
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-|
E|------------------3333333333333333------------------|
   [pm                              ]

 They both wear uniforms. They both have shiny boots 
 They both use unnecessary force. One whips, one shoots 
 They both have a nightstick. They both are sadistic 
 They both have a tough beat. I think its kind of neat 

---chorus
   G      E         C      G           G      E         C      D
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--------9-99-9999-5-5-5-5----------|--------9-99-9999-5-5-5557-77-7777-|
D|-5-5-5-59-99-9999-5-5-5-55-55-5555-|-5-5-5559-99-9999-5-5-5557-77-7777-|
A|-5-5-5-57-77-7777-3-3-3-35-55-5555-|-5-5-5557-77-7777-3-3-3335-55-5555-|
E|-3-3-3-3-----------------3-33-3333-|-3-3-333---------------------------|
   . . . .          . . . .                        

   E      D         G      C           G      E         C      G
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|-9-9-9997-77-777---------5-55-5555-|--------9-99-9999-5-5-5-5----------|
D|-9-9-9997-77-777--5-5-5-55-55-5555-|-5-5-5-59-99-9999-5-5-5-55---------|
A|-7-7-7775-55-555--5-5-5-53-33-3333-|-5-5-5-57-77-7777-3-3-3-35---------|
E|------------------3-3-3-3----------|-3-3-3-3-----------------3---------|
                    . . . .            . . . .          . . . . 
that my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme 
I found a pair of handcuffs I dont know who they belong 
I dont wanna know what happens when my parents do something wrong 
oh my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme 


---interlude
   G         D     C D E         C     B A 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------7-----5-7-9---------5---------|
D|-5---------7-7-7-5-7-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-7-|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-5-7-7-7-7-7-3-3-3-2-7-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------5-|
    [pm     ]  [  ]      [      ]  [  ]


---verse 2
   C                G                D                E        D   
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-99999999-77777777-|
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-77777777-55555555-|
E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------|
  [pm                                                                  ]
   C                G                D                C^
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------7777777777777777-1717171717171717--|
D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-1515151515151515--|
E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------|
  [pm                               ]
   C                G                D                E
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-9999999999999999--|
D|-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777-9999999999999999--|
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777--|
E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------|
 
  C                 D
e|-----------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------| 
G|-5555555555555555-7777777777777777-| that my...
D|-5555555555555555-7777777777777777-| 
A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-| 
E|-----------------------------------| 

They both lock people up. They both keep people down 
They do their crazy jobs when im not around 
To serve and protect,to get served with respect 
They both think i suspect 


---chorus 2
 G            E            C             G      G                 E            C            G
 step mom's a domme and my  step dad's a cop. I can't explain the things I hear when I eavesdrop.

  E              D             G              C            G            E            C             D 
I found a can of pepperspray beneath a riding crop. Oh, my step mom's a domme and my  step dad's a cop.



---chorus 3 (gimme another key!) *- 11 (double digits get messy in tab)

   A      F#        D      A           A      F#        D      E 
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------|--------*-**-****-7-7-7779-99-9999-|
D|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-|-7-7-777*-**-****-7-7-7779-99-9999-|
A|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-|-7-7-7779-99-9999-5-5-5557-77-7777-|
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-|-5-5-555---------------------------|
   . . . .          . . . .                      
   F#     E         A      D           A      F#        D      A
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|-*-*-***9-99-999---------7-77-7777-|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------|
D|-*-*-***9-99-999--7-7-7-77-77-7777-|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-|
A|-9-9-9997-77-777--7-7-7-75-55-5555-|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-|
E|------------------5-5-5-5----------|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-|
                    . . . .            . . . .          . . . .
That my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme 
I found a pair of handcuffs, I don?t know who they belong 
I dont wanna know what happens when my dad does something wrong 
Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme 


---outro
   A      F#        D      A           A      F#        D      A
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------|
D|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-|
A|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-|
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-|
   . . . .          . . . .            . . . .          . . . .
Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme 
Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme 

   A       F#      D       A
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-----------------7---7-7-------|
D|-7---7-7-4---4-4-7---7-7-7-----|
A|-7---7-7-4---4-4-5---5-5-7-----|
E|-5---5-5-2---2-2---------5-----|

Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme 




Nice family bonding/bondage. Goodbye all

-SHIMI (dysenteryandy)