Capo 4

Intro:
G A E C x2


                 G     A
These are your good years.

      E        C
Don't take my advice.

          G          A       E     C
You never wanted the nice boys anyway...

           G    A
And I'm of good cheer.

         E                 C
'Cause I've been checking my list,

    G               A          E
The gifts you're receiving from me,

     C
Will be...



C/D#   E
One awkward silence.

C
And two hopes.

    C/D#             E
You cry yourself to sleep,

           C
Staying up, waiting by the phone.

    C/D#   E
And all I want this year,

C                           C/D#             E
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.

           C    Cm
Before you bury yourself alive...



Chorus:


G [ch]C#/G[/ch]      C        D 
Don't come home for Christmas.

G          [ch]C#/G[/ch]          C
You're the last thing I wanna see.

D             G [ch]C#/G[/ch] C D
Underneath the tree.

C
Merry Christmas,

Cm
I could care less.


G A E C x2


G     A        E
Happy New Years baby.

C
You owe me,

    G         A     E       C
The best gift I will ever ask for.

G     A      E       C
Don't call me up, when the snow comes down.

G        A           E        C
It's the only thing I want this year.



C/D#   E
One awkward silence.

C
And two hopes.

    C/D#             E
You cry yourself to sleep,

           C
Staying up, waiting by the phone.

    C/D#   E
And all I want this year,

C                           C/D#             E
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.

           C    Cm
Before you bury yourself alive...



G [ch]C#/G[/ch]      C        D 
Don't come home for Christmas.

G          [ch]C#/G[/ch]          C
You're the last thing I wanna see.

D             G [ch]C#/G[/ch] C D
Underneath the tree.

C
Merry Christmas,

Cm
I could care less.


G A E C x2


G# C/F      C#        D# 
Don't come home for Christmas.

G#          C/F          C#
You're the last thing I wanna see.

D#              G# C/F C# D#
Underneath the tree.

C#maj
Merry Christmas,

C#
I could care less.  x2