G                          C 
Woke up this morning on the beach, 
        G                           C 
Started walking, it's my regular routine. 
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I was on the search for some diamonds, 
        G            D         G
Let me tell you just what I've seen. I saw... 


G 
a castle with a view, fields of bamboo, 
C 
guy from Kung Fu, a giant screw, 
  G 
a kangaroo, some chicken stew, 
        D 
and the woman who lived in a shoe. I saw... 

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a white whale, the holy grail, Pirate ships without a sail, 
 C 
air mail, volcano fail, pyramids not to scale, 
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and some things I should not go into detail. 

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   You never know what you will find 
                                G 
shaping a world that's in your mind. 
                               D 
See for yourself and walk with me 
  G 
A world of wonder, a land of beauty. 
  C 
Across the mountains and over the sea 
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but I   still haven't found any diamonds. 


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I've been walking around for miles, 
                         G                              D
still no diamonds to be found. Maybe I should look underground.
            G 
I started digging a hole, drilling through dirt, 
     C 
then I fell through, 
               D 
landed in some water. What have I gotten myself into? I saw... 


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Lava lake near the core, Kratos from God of War 
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mushroom spore, liquor store, statue of Dumbledore. 
G 
Wooden shed with a bed, spiders and the undead, 
D 
arrowhead, loaf of bread, giant spool of golden thread. 
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I saw a sparkle in the dark. 
                                G 
I put my axe right through that mark. 
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At last found me some diamonds. 
          G             D      G 
Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!