Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Born With A Tail


Never Kissed A Girl

INTRO-CHORUS
 G                     C        G
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
G                D        G
She got drunk and cheated on me
G                        C        G
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G            D     G
Murder in the first degree

VERSE 1
G                        C        G
I'm hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
G           D          G
I keep a steady hand on the gun
G                             C           G
She'd get all revved up and say ?Come on in?
G                D     G
I'd say ?Baby I'm already done?

CHORUS
  C                     G
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
D                          G
She got drunk and cheated on me
 C                     G
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G            D    G
Murder in the first degree

VERSE 2      
On the day I became a man I asked her
If everything was alright
She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic
Twelve seconds of her life

VERSE 3
I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
But she's sorry now you can bet
But I got a new lover and he don't like roses
He likes candy bars and cigarettes