Capo at 2nd, transpose +2,(or leave like this to sing with baritones!)
ask if you want chord fingering help.

Intro: E  [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]  AM7 G#m

E                       [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]            AM7      G#m                                 E
 I backed my car into a cop car the other day, well he just drove off sometimes life's ok
                     [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]                      AM7       G#m                                E
 I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can I say, well you just laughed it off it-was-all-ok

  [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]  AM7 G#m

E        [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]        AM7           G#m           E
And we'll all float on ok, and we'll all float on ok
         [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]        AM7           G#m              E
And we'll all float on ok, and we'll all float on anyway

                          [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]                     A7
Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam 
          G#m                                      E
   It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand
                             [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]          AM7         G#m                                 E
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands, good news will work its way to all them plans
                        [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]        AM7        G#m                         E
We both got fired on exactly the same day, well we'll float on good news is on-the-way

  [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]  AM7 G#m

E        [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]        AM7           G#m           E
And we'll all float on ok, and we'll all float on ok
         [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]        AM7           G#m              E
And we'll all float on ok, and we'll all float on alright

            [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]               A7              G#m            
Already we'll all float on, now don't worry we'll all float on
   E                  [ch]G#m/D#[/ch]           AM7                    G#m            E
Alright already we'll all float on, alright don't worry we'll all float on

(repeat and continue)