My Old Man
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G   C   G   D x2

    G                C
You taught me how to tie my shoes,
        G              D
And you took me to the park to play,
    G                      C                 G         D
You watched me grow from a little boy into a man,            
    G                 C
You came to all of my soccer games,
        G                  D
And you bought me my first bicycle,
   G              C                G     D          
To make me smile, youd do all you can,
       C             D
But every time youd discipline me,
G
When Id do something bad,
   C                     D
Or every time youd say Adam, youre grounded,
G
When I would make you mad,
          C              D
Well, Id look up at the man who raised me,
    G    D        C
The only one Ive had,
       C                   D
And Id tell you to suck my dick,
                    G    C
Cause youre not my real Dad,                              
G              D                  G           C           G          D      
No, no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
C                 D
Just because you sleep with my Mom,
        G
Doesnt mean that you get to control me,
C                     D
You and I arent even blood related,
      G
Were not on the same fucking family tree,
      C                 D
So, know your role, and watch your mouth,
             G     D       C
Cause if you ever make me sad,
         C                        D
Ill tell the cops you touched my penis,
                      G             C
Cause youre not my real Dad,
G              D                  G           C          G
No, no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
           D          G
But can I borrow fifty bucks?

THE END. 

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