The Wind Never Blew
Written By Adam Dodd

CAPO 1 

Intro Single strums

G             Am
Just like the wind, 
     C              D
Sent chills down my spine,
        G             Am          C      D       
And the waves smashed down from a high,
        G         Am
And the rain fell cold, 
     C            D
On a hot summers night,
          C                   D          G
And the sun would shine just for you and I,

But, the, 

G          Am       C            D
Wind never blew, my best friend,
        G            Am           C      D
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
        G          Am         C         D
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
         C             D            G
And the suns beatings never left a scar,

G   D 

    G        Am         C            D
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
        G           Am        C            D
And the trees would sway to and fro,
        G              Am           C             D         
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
       C         D       G                        D
And a star would soar so low,

But, A, 

G           Am         C          D
River would never run, out on its man,
      G                Am      C     D
And a tree would never swing both ways,
          G             Am                      C           D 
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
      C                D              G                     D       
And a star would never fuck your best friend,

BRIDGE

         Am            C          G            D
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Am      C           G                      D
I truly hope you go blind,
Am                C            G        D
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
        C                      D             
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,


        G          Am      C                 D
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
        G       Am                C          D
And the waves, never crashed my car,
        G                Am                     C            
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys 
      D
new apartment,
      G                  Am                        C                  D
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
      G                Am                                C      
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot 
      D
tall European Basketball player 

       G                    Am          C
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,

            D
You fucking bitch,

         G  Am   C       D         G       Am
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
         C                D               G
And everyone else in the whole world does too,

Am  C   D   G

THE END.

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