Celebrity
by the Barenaked Ladies

-Intro-

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B--3-----3--------------3-11-|
G-------------------------00-|
D-------------------------22-|
A-------------------------33-|
E-------------------------33-|

G,F,C,C G,F,C,C

-Verse-

G (let it ring)
Don't call me a zero,

I'm going to be a hero,
G             F           C
Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedy's.
G              F                 
I'll be incorporated,
C
and I'll be imitated,
G       F              C
And overrated but that doesn't bother me.
D                 F
All the jaws with drop,
    C                  G
And all the girls will scream,
    D             F             C              G
And there will commotion when I show up on the scene.

Em7               A      C        D
All that you will see is a celebrity,
Em7               A      C        D
All that you will see is a celebrity.

-Bridge-
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B---5-5-5-5-3-3-2-0---|
G---X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X---|

D,F,C,D D,F,C,D

-Verse- (Same as before)

When I'm riding in my limo,
I won't look out the window,
Might make me homesick for humanity.
There's nowhere I can't go,
And there's nobody I don't know,
And there's an emptiness that's eating me.
All the clocks will stop,
And all the jeans will cream,
It has always been my one and only dream.
All that's left of me is my celebrity,
All that's left of me is my celebrity.


D     Dmaj7   D7
Leave your    heart,
G
Lay down your art,
       A7
You're here for the party.
D     Dmaj   D7
Smile and    wave,
G
Try to behave,
   G/F
Be happy that they've 
     A7           D
Made you a celebrity.

-Piano Bit(Roughly these chords)-
D,F,C,D D,F,C,G

-Verse-

D           F       C              G
I could disappear into the great unknown,
    D                F       C              G
And it would wear my face as if it were its own.
    Em7               A      C        D
And all that you will see is a celebrity,
Em7                A     C         D
All that's left of me is my celebrity.
Em7           A         C             D
I will get in first and I will get in free,
Em7                A     C         D
All that's left of me is my celebrity.

-Outro- 
D,F,C,D D,F,C,D  
Let the final chord hang

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