Listen to the song for timing! :3
Can be played on guitar or ukulele!
No Capo (but add capo anywhere to suit your voice, I play it with capo on second)

G G6 G G6

G                                     D
If you weren't so stupid I could have loved you
                      Am                       C
And if you weren't so stupid but you're pretty stupid
G                                       D 
And if you weren't so busy I could have loved you
                   Am                         C 
But you work in an office and you've got other offers

         G                                       D
Tell me, what is his name now? What is his name? I'm excited to hear the news
        Am                                           C
Tell me what is his name now? What does it say about you?

          G      D      Am                 C
But let's not be friends or else this will never end
      G      D           Am          C
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure

G                                        D
And if you weren't so ugly, I could have loved you.
                 Am                               C
It's something I tell myself when I'm down to get high, Lord
G                                    D 
If you made me a coffee I could have loved you.
                     Am                         C
And I'd make you hot chocolate and anything you wanted

         G                                                   D 
Tell me, who is invited? So fucking delighted to see all the boys, you see
         Am                                         C 
Tell me, why don't I fight it? What does it say about me?

          G      D      Am                 C
But let's not be friends or else this will never end
      G      D           Am          C
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure

     G    D           Am    C
We'd adopt, we'd have dogs
       G       D           Am  C
I have all the things he's got. But I'm not

 
         G          D  Am                  C
So let's stop - pretend that there'll be a happy end.
      G      D           Am        C 
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure.
    
 G    D           Am    C
We'd adopt, we'd have dogs
       G       D           Am  C
I have all the things he's got. But I'm not

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