The Wind Never Blew
Written By Adam Dodd

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G (320003@1)           AmJust (x02210@1)like the wind, 
     C (x32010@1)            DSent (xx0232@1)chills down my spine,
        G (320003@1)           Am (x02210@1)        C (x32010@1)    D (xx0232@1)     
And the waves smashed down from a high,
        G (320003@1)       AmAnd (x02210@1)the rain fell cold, 
     C (x32010@1)          DOn (xx0232@1)a hot summers night,
          C (x32010@1)                 D (xx0232@1)        GAnd (320003@1)the sun would shine just for you and I,

But, the,

G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)          DWind (xx0232@1)never blew, my best friend,
        G (320003@1)          Am (x02210@1)         C (x32010@1)    DAnd (xx0232@1)the waves, they never crashed my car,
        G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)       DAnd (xx0232@1)the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
         C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)          GAnd (320003@1)the suns beatings never left a scar,

G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)          DOur (xx0232@1)river of love would run fast and deep,
        G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)          DAnd (xx0232@1)the trees would sway to and fro,
        G (320003@1)            Am (x02210@1)         C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)       
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
       C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)                      DAnd (xx0232@1)a star would soar so low,

But, A,

G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)        DRiver (xx0232@1)would never run, out on its man,
      G (320003@1)              Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)   DAnd (xx0232@1)a tree would never swing both ways,
          G (320003@1)           Am (x02210@1)                    C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1)And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
      C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)                   D (xx0232@1)     
And a star would never fuck your best friend,

BRIDGE

Am (x02210@1)          C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)          DBut, (xx0232@1)Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)                    DI (xx0232@1)truly hope you go blind,
Am (x02210@1)              C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)      DCause (xx0232@1)Im making money, making fun of you,
        C (x32010@1)                    D (xx0232@1)           
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,

G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)               DOh, (xx0232@1)the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
        G (320003@1)     Am (x02210@1)              C (x32010@1)        DAnd (xx0232@1)the waves, never crashed my car,
        G (320003@1)              Am (x02210@1)                   C (x32010@1)          
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys 
      Dnew (xx0232@1)apartment,
      G (320003@1)                Am (x02210@1)                      C (x32010@1)                DBut, (xx0232@1)instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
      G (320003@1)              Am (x02210@1)                              C (x32010@1)    
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot 
      Dtall (xx0232@1)European Basketball player

G (320003@1)                  Am (x02210@1)        Cin (x32010@1)a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,

DYou (xx0232@1)fucking bitch,

G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1)     D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)     AmOh, (x02210@1)I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
         C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)             GAnd (320003@1)everyone else in the whole world does too,

Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)THE END.

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