80 Year Old Whore Written By Adam Dodd CAPO 3 Intro C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)C (x32010@1) AmI (x02210@1)was walking with my buddies, F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)saw a few hot chicks, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)But, I wasnt interested in them, F (133211@1) GNo, (320003@1)they werent the finest picks, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)But, then you caught my attention, F (133211@1) GFrom (320003@1)the window of the old folks place, C (x32010@1) AmRight (x02210@1)away I knew I was in love, F (133211@1) GWhen (320003@1)I saw the wrinkles on your face, F (133211@1) GI (320003@1)came inside to meet you, C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmAnd (x02210@1)you hobbled right through the door, GWith (320003@1)your walker, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GYoure (320003@1)my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)I love it that your pubes are grey, F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)your boobs sag to the floor, C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Every time I take out your dentures, F (133211@1) GI (320003@1)know whats in store, C (x32010@1) AmIts (x02210@1)time to clean your dentures, F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CCause (x32010@1)youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)C (x32010@1) AmYoung (x02210@1)girls dont turn me on, F (133211@1) GExperience (320003@1)is a must, C (x32010@1) AmEspecially (x02210@1)when youre 4 foot 8, F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)your vagina collects dust, C (x32010@1) AmWhen (x02210@1)we get to kissin, F (133211@1) GYou (320003@1)wheeze as I get hyper, C (x32010@1) AmAnd (x02210@1)I love it when you pluck your whiskers, F (133211@1) GAs (320003@1)I take off your diaper, F (133211@1) GYou (320003@1)ask me to change you, C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmBut, (x02210@1)baby, that all depends, GPun (320003@1)intended, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GYoure (320003@1)my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, C (x32010@1) AmI (x02210@1)love it when your knees give out, F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)you fall straight to the floor, C (x32010@1) EmEvery (022000@1)time I spank that ass, F (133211@1) GYou (320003@1)poop in your drawers, C (x32010@1) AmBut (x02210@1)I dont care at all, F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CCause (x32010@1)youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)C (x32010@1) AmMany (x02210@1)nights, well just stay in, F (133211@1) GWell (320003@1)eat applesauce and well watch porn, C (x32010@1) AmAs (x02210@1)I massage your hunchback, F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)nibble on your corns, C (x32010@1) AmYour (x02210@1)bones are a creakin, F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)your arm flab gets me hard, C (x32010@1) AmBut (x02210@1)then the Alzheimers kicks in, F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)you dont know where the hell you are, F (133211@1) GDuring (320003@1)sex you love it, C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmWhen (x02210@1)I whisper in your hearing aid, GI (320003@1)love you, Ethel, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GYoure (320003@1)my beautiful, 80 year-old whore, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) I love it when you call 9-1-1 when you get lost in the grocery store, C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) GAnd (320003@1)I dont mind you gave Stonewall Jackson a handjob during the Civil War, C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) FCause (133211@1)Im so damn in love with my beautiful, G (320003@1) C80 (x32010@1)year-old whore Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)THE END. OFFICIAL WEBSITE - THEADAMDODD.COM FACEBOOK.COM/ADAMDODDCOMEDY