I Fucked A Fat Girl
Written By Adam Dodd

CAPO 2

Intro - Strummed Slow.

E (022100@1)         ALast (x02220@1)night I made a big mistake,
            Bm (x24432@1)                 AAnd (x02220@1)I drank way too much at this party,
  E (022100@1)              AI (x02220@1)downed a pint of Captain Morgan's,
       Bm (x24432@1)           AThen (x02220@1)I chased it with Bacardi,
             E (022100@1)                 AThen (x02220@1)I had a dozen shots of Jose Cuervo,
Bm (x24432@1)              AJaeger, (x02220@1)Jim, then Jack,
      Bm (x24432@1)              A (x02220@1)        EOh, (022100@1)I wish I could take what I did back 

Beat. Beat. Beat.

CHORUS - PLAYED FASTER...
           EI (022100@1)fucked a fat girl, 
A (x02220@1)        Bm (x24432@1)            AOh (x02220@1)yeah, I can't believe I did it,
   E (022100@1)                AIt (x02220@1)must have been the alcohol,
     Bm (x24432@1)            AThat (x02220@1)convinced me to hit it,
      E (022100@1)        AI'd (x02220@1)never do it sober, no,
    Bm (x24432@1)           ASo, (x02220@1)this was sorta new,
         Bm (x24432@1)But them fat girls, hey,
     A (x02220@1)              EThey (022100@1)need some lovin' too,

E- (022100@1)A- (x02220@1)Bm- (x24432@1)Ax2 (x02220@1)
VERSE 1

E (022100@1)                  A (x02220@1)           Bm (x24432@1)            A (x02220@1)        
Well, I swear I should stop drinking after what I did that night,
  E (022100@1)             A (x02220@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)            A (x02220@1)         
I know that I was pretty tanked, but it did not make it right,
   E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)             Bm (x24432@1)            AI (x02220@1)saw her in the corner, she was standing by the kegs,
      E (022100@1)              A (x02220@1)         Bm (x24432@1)               A (x02220@1)  
And I smelt her strong aroma, of a turd and scrambled eggs,
    E (022100@1)                     A (x02220@1)                    Bm (x24432@1)           AHer (x02220@1)shadow looked like that guy in 'Lost', and she had quadruple chins,
        E (022100@1)                A (x02220@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)               AAnd (x02220@1)her belly button was a hiding place, for her two little brother twins,
    E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)              Bm (x24432@1)                AHer (x02220@1)waist-size was elastic, and her nipples looked like pancakes,
    E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)                 Bm (x24432@1)              AAnd (x02220@1)no boys showed up to her yard, 'cause she drank all the milkshakes,

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 2 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1

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VERSE 3 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1&2

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THE END.

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