Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)GWhile (320003@1)Ive been away,
     EmWith (022000@1)nothing to do,
          CI (x32010@1)couldnt wait to get home,
     DAnd (xx0232@1)spend time with you,
GIts (320003@1)been so long,
             EmBut, (022000@1)now its finally here,
   CAs (x32010@1)I kiss your neck, baby,
DWhat (xx0232@1)do I hear?

G (320003@1)        EmIm (022000@1)on my period, (What? Damn)
    C (x32010@1)              DA (xx0232@1)tampon has beat me to it,
            G (320003@1)                  EmShes (022000@1)on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
         C (x32010@1)                     DWell (xx0232@1)you wont get pregnant if we do it,
DYes (xx0232@1)I can, dummy,
DUh, (xx0232@1)no you cant, baby,
DYeah, (xx0232@1)I dont think so,

G (320003@1)           
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
      EmWhile (022000@1)you whack me off, (Stop!)
   COr (x32010@1)polish my nuts, babe, 
        DWith (xx0232@1)a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
GRub (320003@1)both your nipples,
      EmWhile (022000@1)you give me head, (Ughhhh)
C (x32010@1)                      DCant (xx0232@1)we just throw a big towel on the bed?
     GHell (320003@1)no, I dont think so,
   EmNo (022000@1)red wings youll get,
         CCant (x32010@1)you just wait a week, you jerk?
DAh, (xx0232@1)fuck that shit,
G (320003@1)                      EmI (022000@1)promise well get it on this Friday night,
                C (x32010@1)                 
Right when you get home from work,
                  D(I (xx0232@1)dont know, goodnight asshole,)

(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)

G (320003@1)          EmIm (022000@1)on my period, (I get it)
         C (x32010@1)                    DI (xx0232@1)would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
         G (320003@1)               EmIm (022000@1)on my period, (No, no, no, no)
      C (x32010@1)                        DOh, (xx0232@1)I hate this dumb time of the month,

Ooh ooh,

Am (x02210@1)                       CFor (x32010@1)about seven days all youll do is complain,
      G (320003@1)                       DThrow (xx0232@1)fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
    Am (x02210@1)               CBut (x32010@1)when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
    G (320003@1)                     DBut (xx0232@1)not in an old sock, but inside of you,

G (320003@1)                  EmIts (022000@1)finally Friday, youll be delighted,
   CTo (x32010@1)know that I waited all damn week,
DIm (xx0232@1)so excited,
      GYoure (320003@1)there on the bed, 
  EmAs (022000@1)I slam the door,
   CI (x32010@1)wink at my girl,
                         DAnd (xx0232@1)slam my jeans to the floor,
     GNow, (320003@1)here comes your daddy,
     EmYour (022000@1)big lovin man,
CHop (x32010@1)up on top, baby,
   DAs (xx0232@1)quick as you can,
       GCause (320003@1)Ill go all night,
     EmAnd (022000@1)Ill go all day,
         CIll (x32010@1)even go down on you, baby,
DWhat (xx0232@1)do you say?

G (320003@1)               EmIm (022000@1)still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
    C (x32010@1)                         DHow (xx0232@1)long do these stupid things last?
                 G (320003@1)                 EmWhen (022000@1)shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
          C (x32010@1)                   DWell (xx0232@1)just let me put it in your ass,

No?

G (320003@1)         EmIm (022000@1)on my period,
            C (x32010@1)         DShes (xx0232@1)on her period,
         G (320003@1)         EmIm (022000@1)on my period,
            C (x32010@1)         DShes (xx0232@1)on her period,
            G (320003@1)    Em (022000@1)       C (x32010@1)           DShes (xx0232@1)on her period, (Im on my period) x5

G (320003@1)THE END.

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