Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

C (x32010@1) Gx2 (320003@1)
C (x32010@1)                             GI (320003@1)step through the doors of the nightclub,
N.C.
Ladies dancing all around me,
C (x32010@1)                          GI (320003@1)go to the bar and I order a drink,
N.C.
An apple martini,
C (x32010@1)                               GYoure (320003@1)sitting there and youre all alone,
N.C. 
Oh, what should I do?
C (x32010@1)                     GI (320003@1)grab a seat and make my move,
N.C.
And I whisper to you,
Am (x02210@1)  GGirl, (320003@1)did you just fart? (No, why?)
Am (x02210@1)                    GCause (320003@1)you just blew me away,

C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)            AmIm (x02210@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                 GIm (320003@1)droppin these lines all the time,
C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)                           Am (x02210@1)                   
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
                     G (320003@1)              
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)         AmJust (x02210@1)give me a kiss or be my miss,
      GGirl, (320003@1)itll be fine,
Am (x02210@1)                GI (320003@1)know my names not Elmo,
N.C.                      CBut (x32010@1)you can tickle me anytime,

G (320003@1)                    CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
                      CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,

C (x32010@1)                                GNow, (320003@1)I dont understand just what I say,
N.C. 
That makes you walk away,
C (x32010@1)                                              G (320003@1)                         
When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex,
N.C.
Cause I see myself in them today,
C (x32010@1)                           GOr (320003@1)when I say that Im a love pirate,
N.C.
And Im here for your booty,
C (x32010@1)                          GGirl, (320003@1)hold my hand and be my blowfish,
N.C.
And Ill be your Hootie,
Am (x02210@1)              GGirl, (320003@1)Im like a Rubix cube, 
Am (x02210@1)                                    GThe (320003@1)more you play with me that harded I get,

C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)            AmIm (x02210@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                  GIm (320003@1)droppin these lines all the time,
C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)                           AmIm (x02210@1)just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
                      GBut (320003@1)Im trying to get up on that behind,
C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)           AmSo, (x02210@1)how bout a date? Or be my mate,
GGirl, (320003@1)itll be fine,
Am (x02210@1)                GI (320003@1)know Im not Fred Flintstone, 
N.C.                             CBut (x32010@1)I can make your bed rock anytime,

G (320003@1)                    CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)

Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up,

Am (x02210@1)          GI (320003@1)can be your Jedi master,
Am (x02210@1)                   GIf (320003@1)you let me stick my force in you,
Am (x02210@1)                G (320003@1)               AmDo (x02210@1)I need a special library card to check out that ass?
                GAnd (320003@1)keep it overdue?

C (x32010@1)                         GWomen (320003@1)dont see or notice my charm,
N.C.
When I spit my game,
C (x32010@1)                                              GWhen (320003@1)I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good,
N.C.
They just call me lame,
C (x32010@1)                                  GBut (320003@1)Im a really nice guy, I love to listen,
N.C.
So I know what youre thinkin,
C (x32010@1)                                GBut (320003@1)seriously, girl, if you were a President,
N.C.
Youd be Baberaham Lincoln,
Am (x02210@1)             GI (320003@1)got the F, the C, & the K,
Am (x02210@1)              GAll (320003@1)I need now is U,

C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)            AmIm (x02210@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                 GIm (320003@1)droppin these lines all the time,
C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)                           AmIm (x02210@1)just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
                      GBut (320003@1)Im trying to get up on that behind,
C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)                     AmSo, (x02210@1)how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch,
      GGirl, (320003@1)itll be fine,
Am (x02210@1)                     G (320003@1)                                     COh, (x32010@1)hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime,

G (320003@1)                    CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
                       CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
                       CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
                         G(Hes (320003@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
        Am (x02210@1)   G (320003@1)     CIm (x32010@1)Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,

THE END.

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