P-R-Emature 
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)GThe (320003@1)candles are lit,
CThe (x32010@1)music is right,
G (320003@1)                                  CBeen (x32010@1)waiting my whole life for this special night,
GThe (320003@1)drinks are poured,
CRose (x32010@1)petals are spread,
G (320003@1)                         CNow, (x32010@1)Im waiting for you to crawl in my bed,
DYou (xx0232@1)take off my shirt,
CThen (x32010@1)Ill take off yours,
D (xx0232@1)                               COne (x32010@1)look at your tits and then I cream in my drawers,

(Ughhhhh)

CHORUS

G (320003@1) CIm (x32010@1)A P-R-E Mature!
D (xx0232@1) CE-J (x32010@1)Aculator!
G (320003@1)           CI (x32010@1)cant last five seconds at all,
D (xx0232@1)                CBut (x32010@1)dont be mad at me,
        D (xx0232@1)       GJust (320003@1)be mad at my balls,

C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)GThe (320003@1)lights are dim,
CThe (x32010@1)scent is pure,
GIm (320003@1)gonna get it done,
COh, (x32010@1)thats for sure,
GThen (320003@1)you show up,
CIts (x32010@1)time for love,
GYou (320003@1)take off your panties,
CWhile (x32010@1)I look for a glove,
DYou (xx0232@1)hand me a condom,
CTo (x32010@1)slap on my man,
DBut (xx0232@1)before I can do it, 
CI (x32010@1)blast off in my hand,

(Ahhhhhhhhhh!)

CHORUS

GIts (320003@1)happened twice, 
CWhat (x32010@1)can I say?
GLets (320003@1)give it one last shot,
CItll (x32010@1)be okay,
GBut, (320003@1)hey, wait-
CI (x32010@1)know what well do,
GHow (320003@1)about a blowjob?
CWell (x32010@1)try something new,
DYou (xx0232@1)drop to your knees,
CAnd (x32010@1)reach for my guy,
DBut (xx0232@1)before you start to sucking,
CI (x32010@1)splash in your eye,

(Oooh! Aaaah! Uggggggghhh!)

CHORUS

THE END.

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