My Old Man
Written By Adam Dodd

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G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Dx2 (xx0232@1)
G (320003@1)              CYou (x32010@1)taught me how to tie my shoes,
        G (320003@1)            DAnd (xx0232@1)you took me to the park to play,
    G (320003@1)                    C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)       DYou (xx0232@1)watched me grow from a little boy into a man,            
    G (320003@1)               CYou (x32010@1)came to all of my soccer games,
        G (320003@1)                DAnd (xx0232@1)you bought me my first bicycle,
   G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)        
To make me smile, youd do all you can,
       C (x32010@1)           DBut (xx0232@1)every time youd discipline me,
GWhen (320003@1)Id do something bad,
   C (x32010@1)                   DOr (xx0232@1)every time youd say Adam, youre grounded,
GWhen (320003@1)I would make you mad,
          C (x32010@1)            DWell, (xx0232@1)Id look up at the man who raised me,
    G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)      CThe (x32010@1)only one Ive had,
       C (x32010@1)                 DAnd (xx0232@1)Id tell you to suck my dick,
                    G (320003@1)  CCause (x32010@1)youre not my real Dad,                              
G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)                G (320003@1)         C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)    
No, no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
C (x32010@1)               DJust (xx0232@1)because you sleep with my Mom,
        GDoesnt (320003@1)mean that you get to control me,
C (x32010@1)                   DYou (xx0232@1)and I arent even blood related,
      GWere (320003@1)not on the same fucking family tree,
      C (x32010@1)               DSo, (xx0232@1)know your role, and watch your mouth,
             G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)     CCause (x32010@1)if you ever make me sad,
         C (x32010@1)                      DIll (xx0232@1)tell the cops you touched my penis,
                      G (320003@1)           CCause (x32010@1)youre not my real Dad,
G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)                G (320003@1)         C (x32010@1)        GNo, (320003@1)no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
           D (xx0232@1)        GBut (320003@1)can I borrow fifty bucks?

THE END.

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