Lyrics from: Cardiacs Lyrics Organ (http://www.dept74.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lyrics_organ/)

G# (xx1114@1)                     ECancel (022100@1)my lowness with a high so here we go
G# (xx1114@1)                        ECaught (022100@1)in arrears with your different ideas
        G# (xx1114@1)   F# (244322@1)   EAnd (022100@1)I'm saving all my troubles in my
  G# (xx1114@1)    F# (244322@1)     EDeceptive (022100@1)calendar mind
       G# (xx1114@1)     F# (244322@1)EIt's (022100@1)a dreadful situation really
G# (xx1114@1) F# (244322@1) E (022100@1)G# (xx1114@1)                      E"What's (022100@1)in a name?" says Elaine and her mind
     G# (xx1114@1)         EIs (022100@1)a part of everything in time
      G# (xx1114@1)     F# (244322@1)   EShe's (022100@1)fattened up for eating
         G# (xx1114@1)      F# (244322@1)   EWith (022100@1)all her parts left behind
        G# (xx1114@1)   F# (244322@1)     EShe's (022100@1)a sucker for your deepness
         G# (xx1114@1)            F# (244322@1)            EShall (022100@1)we D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive?
G#mD    G#mC#m G#mD   G#m (133111@4) C#mThe (x13321@4)will and the a - bility to grow
  G#m (133111@4)  D (xx0232@1)   C# (x43121@1)     BA (x2444x@1)foetus of my own some time - dies

E (022100@1)    A (x02220@1) DmF  Eb (x43121@3)Ab (xx1114@1)BbF      Bb (x1333x@1)EbmF# E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B(chords (x2444x@1)x2)

(same chords as previous verse)
The world she says there's wrong
In all she says and do-be-do's
We understand but I can't when her hand
Is in saving all her troubles in her
Deceptive calandar mind
It's a dreadful situation really
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive!

E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)     DmLife (xx0231@1)is bad so we are led to believe
F (133211@1)      Eb (x43121@3)         Ab (xx1114@1)     BbBad (x1333x@1)news makes moneys world go round
F (133211@1)                 Bb (x1333x@1)   EbmAnna (xx4342@1)Ford hammers a post into a cup
F# (244322@1)   E (022100@1)         A (x02220@1)    BOf (x2444x@1)mud claiming it is the ground
E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)      DmReally (xx0231@1)then anything is better than
F (133211@1)     Eb (x43121@3)        Ab (xx1114@1)     BbThat (x1333x@1)is better than watching your
F (133211@1)                  Bb (x1333x@1)    EbmFake (xx4342@1)news win in the end but now
     F# (244322@1)     E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) BIt's (x2444x@1)my turn [unintelligible]

(instrumental break)
D#E  F# (244322@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)D#E  F# (244322@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)D#G#

G# (xx1114@1)   F# (244322@1)      EOh (022100@1)the grand old Duke of York
   G# (xx1114@1)    F# (244322@1)     EHe (022100@1)had ten thousand men
   G# (xx1114@1)         F# (244322@1)      EHe (022100@1)marched them up to the top of the hill
    G# (xx1114@1)       F# (244322@1)      EAnd (022100@1)he marched them down again
   C# (x43121@1)BOh (x2444x@1)no!
Dive!
E (022100@1)    A (x02220@1) DmF  Eb (x43121@3)Ab (xx1114@1)BbF      Bb (x1333x@1)EbmF# E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B(chords (x2444x@1)x2)

E (022100@1)                  A (x02220@1)     DmLife's (xx0231@1)a part and it lies on top of me
F (133211@1)     Eb (x43121@3)       Ab (xx1114@1)  BbLife (x1333x@1)is constantly on my mind
F (133211@1)                  Bb (x1333x@1)    EbmLife's (xx4342@1)a part and it lies on top of me
F# (244322@1)    E (022100@1)        A (x02220@1)   BLife (x2444x@1)is constantly on my mind
(repeat through fadeout)