G C9 Well, I know you?re not the man that you used to be G Cause you used to be the man holding hands with me G C9 And a little bird told me you?d be back around C9 (palm mute) So I shot that bird and I wrote this down C G I don?t even think hell is freezing Am G C9 Over hard enough to skate on yet B11 I?ll keep checking and you?ll keep waiting Em D C9 If anything changes I?ll let you know C G C9 G Until then it?s no, no, no, no, no, no, no?.No G C9 You say your house broke now and you've had your shots G To your next girlfriend that will mean a lot G C9 Yeah, you say you?d be as faithful as the day is long C9 Boy how am I gonna miss you if you won?t stay gone C G Don't know why then, pigs ain?t flying Am G C9 Hardly high enough to clear that fence B11 I?ll keep checking and you?ll keep waiting Em D C9 C If anything changes I?ll let you know C Until then it?s no, no, no,   Em In all my quantum mathematics calculations D I derived from the process of elimination C Cm You?re an underdog that?s overrated C G I don?t even think hell is freezing Am G C9 Over hard enough to skate on yet B11 I?ll keep checking and you?ll keep waiting Em D C9 If anything changes I?ll let you know C Until then it?s no, no, no, no C G No, no, no, no C G C Cm G No, no, no, no, no, no, no??No