Intro: Em A x4

G            D
Martha wants Jackie

D            Em
Jackie wants William

Em                A
But William wants Leroy

Em           A
But Leroy is straight

G              D          D        Em
He couldn't commit to the mental jujitsu

Em               A
Of switchin' his hittin'

Em             A
From ladies to men

G            D
Jackie out I love so well

    Am               Em
The narrows draw you out

G                   D
I kiss and tell and make life hell

Am                 Em     A
You know what it's about, here.

Em           A
So something near

G           D
William was shattered

D           Em
Not that it mattered

Em         A
Message to Jackie

Em              A
I'll see 'ya at 8
 
G               D
He cooked her a dinner 

D              Em
And boy it's a winner

Em               A
It's better than chocolate

    Em       A
And pink champagne

G    A
They want

G  A
To stay

G  A            G   A           G    A
Confined within the fortress of this day

A
Stick that it your craw

G            D
Jackie out I love so well

    Am               Em
The narrow draws you out

G                     D
You kiss and tell and make life hell

Am                 Em
You know what it's about

G
The memory's fine 

D
A heart is like wine

Am                 Em
A lover that is so sublime 

G
Memory's fine

D
A heart is like red wine

Am                 Em       A
A lover that is so sublime, here.

    Em            A
The chills won't shake on the farm

    Em            A
The chills won't shake on the farm

               Amaj7
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