A
Momma makes the best fried chicken,
D                            A
Wrangler makes the best blue jeans,
A
Everybody knows Oklahoma,
E
makes the best football teams.
A                           D                A
I believe that the Mormons, make the best pioneers.
D                               A                 E                       A
So I'm going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.      
           
             D               A
The best two years, the best two years.
     E                        A           
Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,
             D               A
The best two years, the best two years.
D                        A                 E                       A
Going to the land of the tulips, where I?m gonna make the best two years.

A
First I'm going to warn the little dutch boy,
          D                           A
stuck his finger in the middle of the dike.
A
That a flood of love is coming,
         E
and it's riding on a ten-speed bike.
 A
Wheels spin faster than a windmill,
          D                     A
Cause I'm always in the highest gears.
D                         A               E                       A
All among the land of the tulips, I'll be turning out my best two years.


             D               A
The best two years, the best two years.
     E                        A           
Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,
             D               A
The best two years, the best two years.
D                        A                 E                       A
Going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.

G            D
May not be a looker,
      A
and I may not know that much,
    G             D   
but I will have a book or two,
   A
of Mormons wrote in Dutch.
    G            D
And I may not be kissing the one,
      A
Who's gonna be my wife.
    B 
But my two lips will thank the Lord,
        E
For the best two years, of my whole life.

A                                  D              A
Ringing lots of doorbells, I'll be talking in the street,
A                                           E
I'll be preaching with the spirit, to every single person that I meet,
A
Sometimes I get frightened,
    D                 A
but that feeling disappears.
D                       A               E                        A
Here in the land of the tulips, I'll be knocking out my best two years...
E                        A
Knocking out my best two years,
E                        A
Knocking out my best two years.

             D               A
The best two years, the best two years.
     E                        A           
Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,
             D               A
The best two years, the best two years.
D                        A                 E                       A
Going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.
E                       A
Turning out my best two years,
E                        A
Knocking out my best two years!