Original Key: F major Intro: F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love Verse 1: F Am You make me wanna be like one of those girls F Am From the 1950s wearing those big pearls Dm I cook you breakfast, coffee on your desk, yes Bb I'ma burn your toast but baby I'm still the bestest F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love Verse 2: F Am You make me wanna be like one of those girls F Am On the color TV, it was a new world Dm The Dick van Dyke show, we're Cher and Bono Bb The way I sing "I Got You Babe", makes you say, "Oh, no." Pre-chorus 1: Gm Cause you are the class president without Jackie O Bb And I'm singing "Happy birthday" like Marilyn Monroe Chorus: F Am (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) F Am (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby F Am (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) F Am (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Dm Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit Bb I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love Verse 3: F Am You make me wanna be like one of those girls F Am Calendar pin-up queen, in platinum curls Dm I'll do my summer pose, golden sand between my toes Bb You can pack my favorite snack, a Veuve Clicquot and Ho Hos Pre-chorus 2: Gm You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home Bb While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe Chorus: F Am (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) F Am (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby F Am (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) F Am (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Dm Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit Bb I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby Interlude: F Am F Am Baby Baby F Am And if I call you on the telephone, I might overdose F N.C Cause I'm strong but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe F Am This is not a school girl crush F Am This is not puppy love Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb What ever happened to hold me and trust me, baby Chorus: Chorus: F Am (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) F Am (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby F Am (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) F Am (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Dm Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit Bb I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby Outro: F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love