Original Key: F major

Intro:
 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

Verse 1:
 F                Am
You make me wanna be like one of those girls
 F              Am
From the 1950s wearing those big pearls
 Dm
I cook you breakfast, coffee on your desk, yes
 Bb
I'ma burn your toast but baby I'm still the bestest

 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

Verse 2:
 F                 Am
You make me wanna be like one of those girls
 F            Am
On the color TV, it was a new world
 Dm
The Dick van Dyke show, we're Cher and Bono
 Bb
The way I sing "I Got You Babe", makes you say, "Oh, no."


Pre-chorus 1:
 Gm
Cause you are the class president without Jackie O
 Bb
And I'm singing "Happy birthday" like Marilyn Monroe

Chorus:
 F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl crush (No)
 F                 Am
(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)
 Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
 Bb
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
 F                    Am
(One) This is not a school girl thing (No)
 F                     Am
(Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?
 Dm
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
 Bb
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

Verse 3:
 F             Am
You make me wanna be like one of those girls
 F                    Am
Calendar pin-up queen, in platinum curls
 Dm
I'll do my summer pose, golden sand between my toes
 Bb
You can pack my favorite snack, a Veuve Clicquot and Ho Hos

Pre-chorus 2:
 Gm
You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home
 Bb
While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe

Chorus:
 F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl crush (No)
 F                 Am
(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)
 Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
 Bb
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
 F                    Am
(One) This is not a school girl thing (No)
 F                     Am
(Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?
 Dm
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
 Bb
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

Interlude:
 F         Am       F         Am
       Baby      Baby

             F                         Am
And if I call you on the telephone, I might overdose
                 F                N.C
Cause I'm strong but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe
 F           Am
This is not a school girl crush
 F          Am
This is not puppy love
 Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
 Bb
What ever happened to hold me and trust me, baby 

Chorus:
Chorus:
 F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl crush (No)
 F                 Am
(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)
 Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
 Bb
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
 F                    Am
(One) This is not a school girl thing (No)
 F                     Am
(Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?
 Dm
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
 Bb
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

Outro:
 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
 F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love