Hi guys :D I invented this tab playing on an acoustic guitar, but I hope it's good 
for a electric guitar too. Enjoy! 




It's 
          C                         G
christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents 
               C                         G
It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents 
      A
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, 
  F
I hate, hate, hate your guts, 
    C          G           F
And I'll never talk to you again, 
F
unless your dad will suck me off 
C          G           F
I'll never talk to you again 
F
unless your mom will touch my cock 
C          G           F
I'll never talk to you again 
F
ejaculate into a sock 
C          G           F
I'll never talk to you again, 
           G           C
I'll never talk to you again 

           C                           G
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs 
           C                           G
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs 
    A
and he shit shit shits his pants. 
    F
He's alway's fuckin' shittin his pants 
    C         G            F
And I'll never talk to you again 
F
unless your dad will suck me off 
C          G           F
I'll never talk to you again 
F
unless your mom will touch my cock 
C          G           F
I'll never talk to you again 
F
ejaculate into a sock 
C          G           F
I'll never talk to you again, 
           G           C
I'll never talk to you again