30 Odd Foot Of Grunt Chords by Tripod Tripod - 30 Odd Foot of Grunt Tabbed by Rob Bowman email: rebowman@utas.edu.au Chords C Gadd11 F G Dm Am G6 Fm |-0----------1---3--1---0--------1-- |-1----1-----1---3--2---1--------1-- |-0----0-----2---0--3---2--------1-- |-2----0-----3---0--0---2----2---3-- |-3----2-----3---2--0---0----x---3-- |------------1---3-----------3---1-- Intro Am Gadd11 C G6 F Ooooohhh yeah Am Gadd11 C G6 F Ooooooh aaahhh Verse Am Gadd11 C G6 F The first time I saw your face on the set of Innerspace Am Gadd11 C G6 F Thought it would always be like this Am Gadd11 C G6 F Just like Kurt and Goldie, or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker Am Gadd11 C G6 F A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss Bridge (palm muted) Dm But it was not to be, Am You left me for that dirty stinkin Aussie, Dm That skin headed gladiating fool, G(clean, let ring) Ten thousand odd foot of tool Chorus C G F Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride on lawn mower C G F While you ride on Russel Crowe-ah C G F Fm Am Gadd11 C G6 F Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you (Yeah yeah) Verse Am Gadd11 C G6 F You built an empire out of romantic comedies Am Gadd11 C G6 F Sleepless in Seattle, Courage Under Fire, and When Harry Met Sally Am Gadd11 C G6 F You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn't see you comin', No no Am Gadd11 C G6 F But tell me baby were you fakin' it with me? Ye-ah Chorus C G F Cause I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower yeah C G F Meg, cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah C G F Fm Dm Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you Bridge Dm What was it baby Am Was it cause he was in Vertuosity? Dm That shouldn't be a selling point Am You can take it from me, take it from me YEAH! Dm How is it baby, Am When he gets you in the bed? F All reports are G(let ring) That he's Quick and the Dead (Quick and the Dead____________) (no chords) And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower ("Diva by Gatesy!") Cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah (bring back chords on F) (tricky part, ending sung over top of chorus) C G F And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower I'd like to bury him up to his head C G F While you________________ ride on Russel Crowe-ah In the grass and make him dead, teach him a lesson that he'll never forget C G F Fm Am Meg______________ Ryan, I'm cryin'.......over you I'm gonna get him with a Trident and a net.