Chords: C, F, G - F, G This is a song about a counselor at the camp I went to. French Woods C F G Where do we get our motivation? C F G We get it from a pretty pumped up guy C F G You may have seen him venting his frustration F G On 300 pounds of steel Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated By shouting and clapping his hands He used to wake us in the morning He used to check on us at night Luckily for us We never had to fight Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated By shouting and clapping his hands I went down to the MO I decided I had to get fit Greg told me I had to ride a bike That?s also a video game Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated By shouting and clapping his hands And so we leave the story of Greg The man who was so strong he could bench press a bunk One time I kicked him the leg?? FUCK I BROKE MY LEG!!!! (I?m serious guys, it really hurts? maybe I should go to the infirmary or something?) Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated Greg gets us motivated By shouting and clapping his hands By shouting and clapping his hands By shouting and clapping his hands