Joanie, The Jehovah?s Witness Stripper by Paul Thorn Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Another great campfire tune. Enjoy! Note: Use U-G's 2nd fret variation for the A5 chord. Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret) Em She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses A5 Em She tells her mama, she?s cleanin? houses Em A5 She goes out witnessing, doin? the Lords work all week Em F#m But on the weekends, she?s makin? ends meet Chorus: Em A5 Em Joanie? the Jehovah?s witness stripper A5 Em Put a dollar in her G-string? and she?ll deliver Em A5 Em A5 If her daddy only knew, he?d probably kill her Em F#m Em Joanie? the Jehovah?s witness stripper Em One night down at the club, her daddy walked in A5 Em He didn?t recognize, his daughter dancin? Em A5 She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses Em F#m When she got naked, he started clappin? Chorus: (Repeat) Bridge: A5 Em If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way A5 Em She says I?m countin? all my blessings, every night when I get paid A5 Em She once lived in poverty, now everything?s alright F#m The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night Chorus: (Repeat)