It's not perfect, but I'll do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P_bfnBFMsw&feature=player_embedded C3 e-0 B-3 G-0 D-4 A-5 E-x C C3 (x4) Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 (x2) G D Home alone the other night I got to drinkin? and a thinkin? Am C Bout the women of this old world G Well I?ve known quite a few but between me and you Am C I ain?t never met the perfect girl G D They either ain?t that fun, or way too young Am C or they ain?t gotta like of sense G D I don?t know if she exists but I?m making up a list Am C that I?m checkin em all against D Well she?s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven G G/f# Em C She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got, G D full intentions of getting her Ph.D C D She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty G G/f# Em She?s a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie Am D If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be G won?t you tell her bout me C G won?t you tell her bout me I don?t mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky and I?m lookin for a perfect fit I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money whose favorite thing is sharing it Well you cant? really miss her hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be You?d be a real life saver if you'd do me one favor and put in a good word for me She?s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37 She got full intentions of financially supporting me She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty And she don?t get mad when I watch dirty movies If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be won?t you tell her bout me Am C You can tell her that I?m all alone G C D and to call me if she would Am C G C D You can tell anything, as long as it?s all good But she?s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven let?s me do what I want to 24/7 She got, full intentions of letting me be me And you know she got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty And she thinks cleanin house is a women?s duty If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be Won?t you tell her bout me