I Fucked A Fat Girl
Written By Adam Dodd

CAPO 2

Intro - Strummed Slow. 

        E           A
Last night I made a big mistake,
            Bm                   A
And I drank way too much at this party,
  E                A
I downed a pint of Captain Morgan?s,
       Bm             A
Then I chased it with Bacardi,
             E                   A
Then I had a dozen shots of Jose Cuervo,
Bm                A
Jaeger, Jim, then Jack,
      Bm                A          E
Oh, I wish I could take what I did back?

Beat. Beat. Beat. 

CHORUS - PLAYED FASTER...
           E
I fucked a fat girl, 
A          Bm              A
Oh yeah, I can?t believe I did it,
   E                  A
It must have been the alcohol,
     Bm              A
That convinced me to hit it,
      E          A
I?d never do it sober, no,
    Bm             A
So, this was sorta new,
         Bm 
But them fat girls, hey,
     A                E
They need some lovin? too,

E ? A ? Bm ? A x2 

VERSE 1

        E                    A             Bm              A          
Well, I swear I should stop drinking after what I did that night,
  E               A                     Bm              A           
I know that I was pretty tanked, but it did not make it right,
   E             A               Bm              A
I saw her in the corner, she was standing by the kegs,
      E                A           Bm                 A    
And I smelt her strong aroma, of a turd and scrambled eggs,
    E                       A                      Bm             A
Her shadow looked like that guy in ?Lost?, and she had quadruple chins,
        E                  A                     Bm                 A
And her belly button was a hiding place, for her two little brother twins,
    E              A                Bm                  A
Her waist-size was elastic, and her nipples looked like pancakes,
    E                 A                   Bm                A
And no boys showed up to her yard, ?cause she drank all the milkshakes,

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 2 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1

REPEAT CHORUS 

VERSE 3 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1&2

CHORUS 

THE END.

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