Intro/Verse (come in at 0:05 or so)

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Chorus (0:09)
?Medical emergency, medical emergency!?

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Verse 2 

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Second Chorus 

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?Wooooo-oooooh-ooaaah?

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?One, two, three, four, bass!? 

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Verse 3

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Chorus 3 

Second Chorus 

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?Wooooo-oooooh-ooaaah?

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Last Chorus

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