My first tab, please go easy and let me know if there are mistakes! Enjoy this 
extremely heartbreaking song.

GIt (320003@1)is a thursday 
           DI (xx0232@1)get up early
           F#mit (244222@1)is a challenge
              DI'm (xx0232@1)usually lazy
 
               GI (320003@1)make some coffee
               DI (xx0232@1)eat some rice chex
              F#mand (244222@1)then I sit down
               Dto (xx0232@1)check my inbox

G (320003@1)                   DI (xx0232@1)only read a word or two
F#m (244222@1)                                      D (xx0232@1)             
I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

G (320003@1)                     DThe (xx0232@1)first orgasm of the morning
F#m (244222@1)               Dis (xx0232@1)cold and hard as hell
G (320003@1)                       Dthere (xx0232@1)won't be any second coming
F#m (244222@1)           Das (xx0232@1)far as I can tell

GI (320003@1)arch my back cause
           DI'm (xx0232@1)very close now
           F#mit's (244222@1)very cold here
         Dby (xx0232@1)the window
               GThere (320003@1)are some school kids
             Dyelling (xx0232@1)and running
         F#mI (244222@1)barely notice
          Dthat (xx0232@1)I am cumming

G (320003@1)                     DThe (xx0232@1)first orgasm of the morning
   F#m (244222@1)       Dis (xx0232@1)like a fire drill
G (320003@1)                        Dit's (xx0232@1)nice to have a little warning
    F#m (244222@1)     Dbut (xx0232@1)not enjoyable

F#m (244222@1)    E (022100@1)          DI (xx0232@1)am too busy to have friends
F#m (244222@1)             E (022100@1)            Da (xx0232@1)lover would just complicate my plans
F#m (244222@1)           E (022100@1)             D (xx0232@1)             
so I will never look for love again
F#m (244222@1)              E (022100@1)         DI'm (xx0232@1)taking matters into my own hands

A (x02220@1)                             F#m (244222@1)            DI (xx0232@1)think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
A (x02220@1)                             F#m (244222@1)            DI (xx0232@1)think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1) F#m (244222@1)DWon't (xx0232@1)you hold me?