Cliché Country Singer
Hellbound Glory


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I didn?t write this song in some Nashville office space

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And even hate me for the mainstream, hey I ain?t got a pretty face

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But if you want to hear a song about just another poor man?s son

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Hand me some cheap guitar, hey, hell I can get it done

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I?m just a cliché country singer, muther fucking, scum bag hum dinger

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Flipping the world my middle finger, just like Johnny Cash

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Though it?s all cliché, what the hell else could I say?

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Other than, if you don?t like me, you can kiss my ass


Met her in the basement of a downtown Baptist church

I was strung out bad, she was strung out worse

It was a rough time in my life, oh, but a least I got this first

Cause if you gonna sing it proud, you gotta live it first, baby that?s the curse of a 

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I?m just a cliché country singer, muther fucking, scum bag hum dinger

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Flipping the world my middle finger, just like Johnny Cash

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Though it?s all cliché, what the hell else could I say?

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Other than, if you don?t like me, you can kiss my ass


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And as for Nashville, guess I don?t need them
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I?ll take the cash and keep my freedom 

              A                 G                       F#              E
I?m just a cliché country singer, muther fucking, scum bag hum dinger

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Flipping the world my middle finger, just like Johnny Cash

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Though it?s all cliché, what the hell else could I say?

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Other than, if you don?t like me, you can kiss my ass


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if you don?t like me, you can kiss my ass,