Rita Ballou - Guy Clark C She could dance that slow Uvalde F Shuffle to some cowboy hustle C How she made them trophy buckles G Shine, shine, shine C Wild-eyed and mexican silvered F Trickin' dumb old cousin Willard C G C Into thinkin that he's got her this time F C Hill country, honky-tonkin Rita Ballou G Every beer joint in town has played a fool for you F C Backsliding barrel riding Rita Ballou G C Ain't a cowboy in Texas would not ride a bull for you She's a rawhide rope and velvet mixture Walking, talking Texas texture High timing, barroom fixture kind of a girl She's the queen of the cowboys Look at old Willard grinnin' now boys You'd of thought there's less fools in this world Chorus F So good luck Willard and here's to you Am And here's to Rita and I hope she'll do ya G Right all night C Lord I wish I was the fool in your shoes Chorus