DON'T BLOW THE WHISTLE
by the Pfeiffer Twins
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INTRO
whistle -- D...

VERSE 1
D
I've got an itch to make myself a little rich.  I reckon
                                                          D7
Better hurry up gal and get hitched well now
G                                          G7
I don't love him, but his wallet's got good stuffin', so I'm
D
Headed for my wedded bliss
A7                                                   G
If you've got the money, honey... I'll give you all my lovin'

D
If I had a nickel every time I told a lie, I'd play those
                                         D7
Edison movies all the time, and I'd buy
G                                                   G7
Things I ain't needin', like that wife of Buster Keaton
                                                 A7
Spend every dime.  Is that a crime?

        CHORUS
        D
        Don't blow the whistle on me, 
        E
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        G
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        D
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        D                                           E
        I will be your Missus and you can blow me kisses
                        G                                      A7
        But don't blow the whistle on me!

(whistle -- D...)

VERSE 2
D 
When the cat's away, well you bet this mouse'll play with Sonny,
                                              D7
Charlie, Johnny, or maybe Ray
G                                            G7
I've got a secret.  You'd be wise to help me keep it
                                         A7
My bank is open every day!

        (CHORUS)

REFRAIN
F                               G                       D
Keepin' moonshine in the freezer (don't blow the whistle!)
F                              G                       D
She drives around in a breezer (don't blow the whistle!)
F                            G                       D
Better hope he doesn't see her (don't blow the whistle!)
F                                  G
See that dame, she's such a teaser!

        LAST CHORUS
        D
        Don't blow the whistle on me, 
        E
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        G
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        D
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        D
        Don't blow the whistle on me, 
        E
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        G
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        D
        Don't blow the whistle on me
        D                                           
        I asked for cash, he gave me kisses
        E
        Guess I'll always be his Missus
              F                         G                D... (whistle)
        Don't blow the whistle on me!