Capo III



Em                        D
  My computer thinks I'm gay
                              C
I threw that piece of junk away
                  (C)
On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home


Em                          D
   This is my last communiqué
                      C
Down the supper highway
                         (C)
All that I have left to say, in a single tome



      G
I got too many friends
                     D
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Em
And I'll never be there for
                      C
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there



Em                         D
  If I could give it all away
                              C
Would it come back to me someday?
                      (C)
Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone


Em                            D
   But I've got a reason to declaim
                           C
The applications are to blame
                          (C)
For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone



      G
I got too many friends
                     D
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Em
And I'll never be there for
                      C                           
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


G
Too many friends
                     D
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Em
And I'll never be there for
                      C                             B
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there



Em                          D
   My computer thinks I'm gay
                           C
What's the difference anyway
                             C
When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone



      G
I got too many friends
                     D
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Em
And I'll never be there for
                      C                           
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


G
Too many friends
                     D
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Em
And I'll never be there for
                      C                           G
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


                 D
I'll never be there
                 Em
I'll never be there
                  C
I'll never be there
                  Em (one strum to finish)
I'll never be there