Steve Zaragoza - The Bear Song

The actual song is G Em Am D with a capo on the 7th but I transposed it up for ease

D               Bm                     Em               A
Trish I'm gonna sing this song while i lay down in this chair 

D                  Bm         Em          A
This song is gonna mostly be about a baby bear

D                  Bm                 Em                       A
The bear ate honey the bear ate bees the bear ate a boy and the bear ate a tree

D                                    Bm        Em                        A
Then it ate a car and then it killed a man he stabbed a baby and then he fucked a Dad

           D             Bm                Em                A
He's not afraid to fuck a man in the butt, going to town and fuck shit up!

            D         Bm             Em                A                  D    Bm  Em
Yeah he's a beeeeaaaaarrrrr and he's gonna grow up and be a motherfucking bear 
A                           D
he's gonna grow up and be a bear

            Bm                 Em               A
Yeah he's a baby bear but he's gonna grow up to be a bear

       D                       Bm
He's a baby baby bear but he's gonna grow up

               Em               A
He's gonna get hair down in his crotch every night

                D     Bm
He's gonna be a bear

Em             A               D
And he's gonna fuck you in the hair