D do do do, d do do do, d do do do, d d do do do

Intro
D           D/C#        G             A
D do do do, d do do do, d do do do, d d do do do

Verse 1
D               A            
Such a big man, such a little chick.
  G                 A    
I think it all goes back to your tiny
D                    A 
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
       G                      A      
With a sticker on the window "rest in peace number 3".
D                     A 
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
G                          A                G                  A
7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face,such a pretty face.

Chorus
D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D                 A                     G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
              G                 A     B               G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     
             D                A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.

Intro (repeat) D D/C# G A
 
Verse 2
D                          A
Tell her that you're sorry,blame it on the beer
G                        A
Your dad was mean to you,your friends think 
          D           A
you're an asshole,and I do too.
G                 A    
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
D                A
Taking her away, but you won't say when.
G                              A                 G                    A
Hold her in your arms,tell her this won't happen again,when will this end?
             
Chorus
D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D                 A                     G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
              G                 A   B                 G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     
             D                A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your...

Bridge

B            A            G
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now with his trusty nun ...
      B                A             G
Chuck Norris is still alive,so let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
A                                      G                               
All the dudes from danger danger,let's get the A-Team
   A                               G
50 Cent with his bling-bling and a couple of prison guards

Chorus
D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D                 A                     G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
D                         A                       G  A
You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down
              B                 A     B               G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     
             D                A (Stop)              
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.

Outro
 D                A                        G          A
(99 biker friends,I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians)
                 I hope that you can run fast,        start runnin' now   
 D                A                        G          A                    D
(99 biker friends,I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians)
                                                      we're gonna kick your ass