D (xx0232@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)F, D (xx0232@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) CPulling (x32010@1)the ice axe from my leg, I staggered on F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1)FSpindrift (133211@1)stinging my remaining eye D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) I finally managed to reach the station C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC FOnly (133211@1)to find that the bus replacement service had broken down D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)After wondering to myself whether or not it should C (x32010@1) FActually (133211@1)be called a train replacement service D (xx0232@1) AmI (x02210@1)walked out onto the concourse C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)noticed the giant screen seemed to have been tampered with Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) FProbably (133211@1)by a junior employee. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) FDisgruntled (133211@1)commuters were being regaled with some dismal TVM D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) CInvolving (x32010@1)a tug-of-love custody battle; F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC F (133211@1)DAm CF Stockard Channing held sway. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) CDown (x32010@1)in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots FWithout (133211@1)due care or attention D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) CI (x32010@1)suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DAm CF I.e. sidle out of the store gingerly - embrace the margin. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DAm CF Fat kids with sausage rolls, poor sods conducting polls. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)DAm CF There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets. D (xx0232@1) AmI (x02210@1)try to put everything into perspective, C (x32010@1) FSet (133211@1)it against the scale of human suffering D (xx0232@1) AmAnd (x02210@1)I thought of the Mugabe government C (x32010@1) FAnd (133211@1)the children of the Calcutta railways D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) FThis (133211@1)works for a while but then I encounter Primark FM D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) EOverhead (022100@1)a rainbow appears - in black and white. D (xx0232@1) AmC F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC Shite Day, I guess this must be National Shite Day F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC This surely must be National Shite Day F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC F (133211@1)(Inst DAm CF x8) Don't tell me it's National Shite Day. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DAm CF Float, float on. Float, float on D (xx0232@1) AmC F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC FBarry (133211@1) Herpes. D (xx0232@1) AmI (x02210@1)got a letter from Stringy Bob C (x32010@1) F"Still (133211@1)on suicide watch, screws not happy. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) CSpotted (x32010@1)a Marsh Fritillary during Association F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC FWas (133211@1)roundly ignored; what news you?" D (xx0232@1) AmI (x02210@1)felt sorry for him C (x32010@1) FHe'd (133211@1)only been locked up for public nuisance offences D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) COne (x32010@1)of which saw him beachcombing the Dee Estuary F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmFound (x02210@1)a dead wading bird, took it home, parcelled it up C (x32010@1) FAnd (133211@1)sent it off to the rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)DAm CF With a note inside which read: "Is this your Sanderling?" D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) FAnother (133211@1)time saw him answering an advert in the music press D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F"Keyboard (133211@1)player required - Doors, Floyd, etc. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1)F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC FMust (133211@1)be committed; no time wasters" - you can guess the rest. D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) FI'd (133211@1)always imagined he would simply wander off some day into the hills D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) FTo (133211@1)be found months later, his carcass stripped by homeless dogs D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)DAm CF His exposed skull a perch for the quartering crow D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) FI (133211@1)folded away the letter and put it in my inside pocket D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)DAm CF All of a sudden I felt brushed by the wings of something dark D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)EMay (022100@1)the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob. D (xx0232@1) AmC F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)CShite (x32010@1)Day, I do believe it's National Shite Day F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC It all points to National Shite Day F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC FE Someone's declared it National Shite Day. D (xx0232@1) AmC F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)CShite (x32010@1)Day, my birthday on National Shite Day F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC No bog roll, it's National Shite Day F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1) AmC F (133211@1) (D AmC Fto (133211@1)fade) Cue drum roll, it's National Shite Day. Can't play "National Shite Day"? Improve your playing via easy step-by-step video lessons! UG plus: remove banner comments We did not receive enough feedback on this tab! Please rate: print report bad tab 1 2 3 4 5 I want to post comment or correction [tab] guest You may want to rate the tab now too: select rating Please do not post tabs as comments. 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