[intro] C G Am F x2 [verse 1] C G Am F L.A. tried to tell me I wasn't very pretty C G Am F And they don't give a prize to girls who are witty C G So fuck you in the face Am F You need to get out of this place C G To the flyover states Am F C G Am F And remember what people look like [verse 2] C G Am F In Buffalo the girls don't have to be underweight C G Am F They have hips and boobs and even menstruate C G Am F And all of my friends still have real noses C G And the boys like them anyway Am F So the problem I suppose is Am Em You gotta let go of your stupid ideal Am G Try to see the beauty in what's real [chorus 1] C G Am F I'm pretty in Buffalo C G Am F I'm a sexy bitch there, don't you know? C G Am F The boys like me in Buffalo C G Am F C G Am F And if you don't believe me, I'll tell you where you can go C G Am F [verse 3] C G Am F You say you wanna find a girl who has it all C G Am F Hotter than Gisele and funnier than Lucille Ball C G In the battle of wits and tits Am F We both know which way you'll go C G Am F But "I Love Gisele" wasn't the name of that TV show Am Em I'm from a town where mullets aren't ironic Am G So when I go home people want it [chorus 2] C G Am F I'm pretty in Buffalo C G Am F I'm a foxy motherfucker there, don't you know? C G Am F The girls like me in Buffalo C G Am F C G Am F And if you don't believe me, I'll tell you what you can blow C G Am F [break] Am G I could wear Lee Press-On Nails C D And Carhartt gear and crunchy bangs F G And still be in the fashion show at the mall Am G I could drink beer every night C D And eat nothing but chicken wings F G And still pick up dudes at the pool hall C G Am F x4 [chorus 3] C G Am F And I'm pretty in Buffalo C G Am F I'm all over your face there, don't you know? C G Am F They all wanna fuck me in Buffalo C G Am F C G Am F So maybe I should just pack my shit and go [outro] C G Am F C*- let ring